A couple of wonderful ladies gave me these toe socks after working with the Cow-culator. I love the socks because I love the gesture. I love that the pink plays on the udders because udders are just funny.
The fabric between my toes, however, is not funny. It's maddening. It reminds me of when I tried thong* underwear in college to avoid a panty line in my volleyball shorts.
If you see me wearing these and notice an extra goofy, spazzy spring in my step, it's likely the moo-terial where moo-terial shouldn't go.
* Don't worry. There will be NO cow print thong picture appearing here. Ever.